VigiToast
Breakfast Security Now
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. With our brand-new product, VigiToast, you can start your morning off on secure footing.
VigiToast is a Timesys embedded Linux IoT smart toaster that leverages best-in-practice cybersecurity software to keep you ahead of cyber threats and vulnerability risks – and protect you from burnt toast! The most essential and critical CVE details are burnt onto your slices of toast, so you know what’s on the horizon for the day.
Want a patch with that? No worries! Just add more toast and VigiToast will print all the details out for you in nanoseconds.
Security Toasted In
Built from the ground up with security in mind, VigiToast makes keeping up with new open source software security threats as easy as sliced bread. With a decade long security maintenance horizon and continuous vulnerability scanning, you’ll never be caught without your VigiToast available when you need it.
Spend less time on maintaining your VigiToast and more time enjoying the perfectly toasted delicacy of toasted bread slices with CVE information toasted right onto the surface.
- LESS False Positive CVEs 95%
- FASTER Triage 64%
- LESS Time Spent On Burnt Toast 99%
- ROI Per Month 31%
The Security Features You Need
Don’t Worry About Firmware Tampering
Secure Boot / Chain of Trust
You’ll know that your VigiToast isn’t running tampered software because the authenticity is verified before execution. Software authenticity is established all the way from the bootloader to user applications by implementing:
- Verified bootloader integrated with Yocto
- Linux kernel verification (FIT image, SoC specific mechanisms)
- Root filesystem verification (dm-verity, FIT image)
Your IP and User Information Is Safe
Device Encryption and Secure Storage
The VigiToast IP and your sensitive user information is safe because of encrypted data and software. Secure storage further protects the keys used by your VigiToast. Additionally, software that handles confidential data is run from within a hardware/software-isolated environment. VigiToast is secured with:
- Anti-cloning (IP and Data Protection)
- Key management and secure key storage
- Data protection using encryption — In use, in motion, and at rest
- Trusted Platform Module (TPM) utilization
- Device identity and authentication
Keep Your Updates Safe
Secure Software Updates
VigiToast uses mechanism to update and deploy software securely and deny unauthorized software installs. You get:
- Over-the-air (OTA) updates of the software on your VigiToast system
- Package updates
- Full OS updates
- Signing of packages and images
- Server authentication
- And no risks of unauthorized rollback
Lock It Down
Hardening
VigiToast has robust Linux kernel hardening focused on system configurations that reduce the VigiToast attack surface, decrease risk of compromise, and minimize breach impacts including:
- Access and authorization
- Vulnerabilities
- Logging of all user access
- Logging of access level changes by any program
- Disabling unused services and ports
- Addressing issues from penetration testing reports
- Security-oriented configurations for packages and kernel
Keep A Paper Trail
Security Audit Logs
Even if someone were to get access to your VigiToast, you’ll have a record of any runtime security violations/breaches on the target system. VigiToast has:
- Encrypted audit logs with user authentication
- Customizable policies for recording security incidents
Keep Your Data In Transit Secure
Secure Communication
VigiToast ensures that connection from the device to the cloud and/or any external devices are protected. Enjoy:
- Authenticated and encrypted connections
- Protection of VigiToast certificates/keys
- Use of best-in-class ciphers
Know Where Your Software Comes From and Stay Resilient
Software Supply Chain Security
VigiToast helps you gain visibility into the software supply chain and secure it by:
- Having the right open source software
- Implementing end-to-end framework for supply chain integrity
- End-to end-review of system security
- SBOM and vulnerability reports
Two Delicious Options
Savory VigiToast
2
Slices
16
Toastflops
128GB
of GOOD Memory
¤14,900
Irresistably Plain
Gourmet VigiToast
6
Slices
64
Toastflops
512GB
of BETTR Memory
¤48,900
Avocado Ready
SEE THE SOLUTION YOU NEED?
This Is An April Fool’s Joke Product
But The Solutions Are Real
VigiToast incorporates the features of VigiShield and Vigiles, so you can stop worrying about how you are going to find the engineering time and in-house expertise to give your product the professional architecture and security attention it needs and get started today.
The Toaster Isn’t Real
But The Solutions Are
Vulnerability Monitoring and Management
Vigiles
Manage the growing tsunami of new CVEs (Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures). Detect, filter, triage, and remediate vulnerabilities with the industry’s first Software Composition Analysis (SCA) and CVE monitoring tool optimized for embedded Linux and usable for all open source software.
- Drastically reduce your monitoring, and triage workload
- Produce an accurate Software Bill of Materials (SBOM)
Security Feature Implementation
VigiShield Secure By Design
Build security into the design of your device by utilizing our embedded experts to implement core security features. This includes: secure boot/chain of trust, device encryption and secure key storage, Over-the-Air (OTA) software updates, hardening, and security audits.
Implementing security early in the design of your device is key to managing its security:
- Reduce the attack surface of your device
- Avoid production delays by securing your software supply chain
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This product is not intended for use in actual security applications, and any claims of security or protection made about this product are purely for entertainment purposes. While we have made every effort to ensure that this IoT Linux toaster is as secure as possible, we cannot guarantee that it will not be susceptible to hacking, malware, or other vulnerabilities. Please use at your own risk and with a healthy dose of skepticism.
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Please note that this product is intended solely for entertainment purposes and should not be relied upon for any actual security applications. Any claims or representations made about this product are purely fictional and should not be taken seriously. We cannot guarantee that your toast will be secure, but we can guarantee that it will be delicious.
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By using this product, you acknowledge that it is not actually secure and that any claims or representations made about its security features are purely satirical. We do not recommend using this toaster to protect sensitive information or valuable assets. Please consult a cybersecurity expert before relying on a toaster to safeguard your data.
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We take the security of our customers seriously and have made every effort to ensure that this product is as secure as possible. However, we cannot guarantee that it will be immune to all forms of cyberattacks or other security breaches. Please use this product at your own risk and with a clear understanding that it is intended solely for entertainment purposes.
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In conclusion, we hope that you enjoy our IoT Linux toaster and its playful approach to cybersecurity. However, please remember that this product is not actually secure and should not be relied upon for any serious security applications. We cannot be held liable for any damages or losses resulting from the use of this product. By using this product, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these disclaimers and agree to use this product solely for entertainment purposes.
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“VigiToast” is not a real product. It is an April Fool’s Day joke. However, the features of “VigiToast” are features of Vigiles and VigiShield, both real products. Please visit those product pages for more information.
